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NURSE NANCY
Medical Jokes
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse
Nancy. "She's incredibly mixed up," said one doctor. "She does
everything absolutely backwards.
Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine
every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near
died on us!"
The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her
to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tries to give him 24
enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded!"
Suddenly, they hear this bloodcurdling scream from down the hall. "Oh
my God!", said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Nancy to
prick Mr. Smith's boil!"
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Funeral Plans
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers
happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were
discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man
said, "My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter
his ashes in the sky." The second ma...
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